Review of Babylon A.D. (2008) by Nic B — 03 Mar 2010

Fucking terrible. Vin Diesel mumbles through some of the worst dialogue imaginable with finesse of a drunk chimpanzee on a coke binge. And the plot is basically a Children of Men ripoff except the polar opposite in terms of quality.

I reckon there's a good extended cut here that will never see the light of day. But what this results in is a shambling, board-room-edited mess that takes the already hack director Kassovitz (Gothika, awful.

Though he did act in the wonderful Amelie!)'s sci-fi vision and Uwe Bolls the shit out of it. One of 2008's absolute worst.