Review of Avengers: Infinity War (2018) by Crnppscls — 02 Aug 2018

There is so much wrong with this movie. If you understand that it was just a popcorn flick for teenagers, then that's cool because that is all it is.

I honestly don't know where to start. Thanos was ok, I like Brolin. It was quite clever toThere is so much wrong with this movie. If you understand that it was just a popcorn flick for teenagers, then that's cool because that is all it is.

I honestly don't know where to start.

Thanos was ok, I like Brolin. It was quite clever to cast him as a hybrid vader/joker but with a larger chin. There are no deep psychological aspects to take from him, it's a movie for teens, not a psychological thriller. Maybe he was mirroring the thoughts of our own human masters... whoooohooo.

The cinematography or whatever it is called now in the fight scenes was abysmal, the fights didn't matter, no-one cared. If you could see what was happening.

The cheese was overwhelming, i'm glad the cheesiest of the cheese is a spoiler so I don't have to write about it but it was cheese. Stringy contagious cheese. Cheese ruins who you care about, who lives or dies ect and it was plentiful.

Lazy writing, my pet hate. Someone threw a big box of marvel plushies onto the screen and expected it to be more than 'giving the kids what they want', what a mess.

The best bit about lazy writing is that the sequel is now so open ended that it could just be all a dream or maybe some contrived space/time (make it up as you go along) rubbish.

The plot had no substance or intrinsic nature, there was something about a magic glove.

It doesn't matter though kids and neckbeards.