Review of Avengers: Infinity War (2018) by Lord_Batman — 16 Mar 2019

Michael Bay meets Avengers. There's a reason Bruce Willis said explosions are stupid and boring. Would you ever read a book about random superheroes fighting from the beginning to the end with literally not storytelling? CGI and boombastic scenes does not make a movie more interesting to anyone who has ever watched a few movies before.

In a story drown 6 foots under by a bajillion plot holes, it's hard to take the movie seriously. Not to mention, for anyone who has ever read/watched at least a single piece of fiction, it's obvious all the heroes who died at the end of the movie are going to come back rendering the weight of anything that happens meaningless. Why can't movies do anything better than create a stupid villain with little to no background as a plot-device for its movie. What happens when no villains are around? Is there a constant influx of supervillains wishing for world destruction coming out of a portal every single day in these dumb universes?

If a game attempted a similar storyline, it would get bashed seriously and receive a trash score. However, just because the name Marvel is stamped on the product, it instantly becomes a 10/10 by any fanboy regardless of the content.

Spoiler alert: Avengers 100th movie is still going to be against a villain that makes no sense just for the sake of having a plot device to insert an infinite amount of CGI crap. Here's an idea for you, make them throw universes at themselves for more explosions next time around. Please bring more cliche stories, we don't have enough of these already.