Review of Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) by Ryeca — 11 May 2015

I give this movie a "two," because that's what it is -- a big 'ol turd. People who gave this a high rating were probably going to give it a high rating regardless, because after watching this movie if you don't think "Holy Christ that was terrible why do we keep subjecting ourselves to movies like this?" you probably don't care what you are watching and just want to see CG things twirl around and smush other CG things.

Also, if you think these tired jokes are funny, shame on you. Iron man isn't funny, and a reasonable part of you knows it. Let that part out, and don't shell out money for this crud.