Review of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) by Ashton R — 28 Aug 2012

Fat B@stard: Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. [on the verge of tears] I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself. [Farts] Sorry. I farted. It's a long road ahead.

Vanessa's a FEM-BOT?! I was impressed. I really thought that a squeal of a really good film would be really depressingly restarted but no, this movie still delivered original laughs, really shook things up a bit from the first film. Mike Myers plays as a other new character in this film that is literally hilarious. They kept this film very original and made it very well. A fun time for Powers fans everywhere!