Review of Assault of the Party Nerds (1989) by Jason D — 02 Sep 2009

Assault of the Party Nerds is the story of 4 geeky frat brothers (in fact, the only ones that make up the entire fraternity) who decide they want to end their college careers with a bang by throwing the largest party ever.

Leading up to the party is a series of put together scenes involving low brow gags, jokes, and sex. The sex part is THE best part of the film for me personally because it involves my two favorite scream queens of the 80's, Michelle Bauer (the love of my life) and Linnea Quigley, both of whom are in their top prime in this film and look terrific in their nude scenes.

I almost shed a tear watching them. The jokes go from being somewhat funny to mildly retarded. I wasn't too pleased with the overt homophobia and gay bashing prevalent throughout this film, though some of it was somewhat funny.

Aside form Bauer and Quigley, the rest of the cast is pretty forgettable, though the other leading lady, Deborah Roush, was also very gorgeous. Tis a shame this was her only movie. Decent effort from writer/director Richard Gabai, who also plays the lead, but you and I both know there are funnier, better college comedy movies out there.

Not bad though, especially for the abundance of titties. It's all meant to be campy fun.