Review of Assassins (1995) by Robert N — 14 Nov 2007
Has the word "ass" in the title twice - if that warning shot doesn't scare you away, I feel sorry for you, as you're in for over 2 hours of ridiculous, unapologetic garbage. After 2 hours Stallone still looks completely depressed he agreed to this project and Banderas gives Jim Carrey a run for his money over-actor style - He might as well be auditioning for a Looney Tunes cartoon.
If nothing else, this movie provides interesting insight into the fact that the Wachowski brothers had *serious* problems before the Matrix, but moreover, had Joel Silver not been a part of this project, the Matrix probably wouldn't have seen the light of day.
That's to say - anyone who saw this train wreck wouldn't have read the first page of the Matrix script.....
This review of Assassins (1995) was written by Robert N on 14 Nov 2007.
Assassins has generally received mixed reviews.
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