Review of Assassins... (1992) by Ladyofthe H — 01 Jan 2008

Lol ... this sucked so badly that it started to make me laugh.

This review of Assassins... (1992) was written by Ladyofthe H on 01 Jan 2008.

Assassins... has generally received mixed reviews.

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