Review of Armageddon (1996) by Tj S — 28 Jun 2013

Known "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" for a very long time, but this is the first time I watched the film. The first one-third of the film (the introduction/recruitment à-la-Seven Samurai) is actually engaging enough with an adequate amount of fun, quick editing, and interesting premises for character development.

However the latter two-third, especially when the characters are "un in the space", is simply a total disaster, through and through. As bad as a Michael Bay's film can go, the film is full of cheesy dialogue, cheesy images, cheesy characters, and of course cheesy (and bored-to-death) plot.

I tended to write more criticism about the film, but given the utterly bad quality of this film, it will be only a waste of my time. Simply put, even on the Armageddon day and having no other film to watch, I will not watch this horrible Armageddon again.