Review of Aquanoids (2003) by Dwayne H — 14 Dec 2007

This film... is genius. It made me laugh, it made me cry, and it made me cry with laughter.

I didn't really cry.

Me and my friend Emlyn watched this film, and as soon as it finished pressed 'play' AGAIN, but were thwarted in our efforts by a third friend with less taste than us.

I learnt some useful things during this film, namely, if you show your breasts you will die, and any bizarre mutant creature babies can be explained as a 'premature' normal baby, as well as the fact that if you want to reveal a monster to the world, the best way to do it is putting the indistinct photo of a hand in a newspaper, rather than the clear picture of the entire body and head you took at the same time.

All in all, I would watch this movie again. But that doesn't mean it's good.