Review of Apocalypto (2006) by Noodlenozzle — 24 Dec 2006
For real? A freaking full moon appears on the same night following a total solar eclipse. If you knew anything about astronomy, you would immediately be able to discern that this is impossible. Then, add some more cheesy special effects, no substantial plot, and then to top it off, time traveling Spaniards.
Stay away! If you already bought the tickets, don't go chasing bad money with good money by wasting your gas and overpaying for snacks to see this movie. Give those tickets to the shredder.
This review of Apocalypto (2006) was written by Noodlenozzle on 24 Dec 2006.
Apocalypto has generally received very positive reviews.
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