Review of Apocalypse Kiss (2014) by Altered E — 21 Sep 2016

Lloyd Kaufman's cameo at the end is the best part of this movie, mostly because it's the end. Equal parts Toxic Avenger and Blade Runner, I feel like whoever conceived this project bit off more than they could chew, because it could've been something great.

Instead, we got full-frontal from a Ron Jeremy doppelgänger, vaguely Russian(?) accents, and a web of plots that start together and split in every direction without ever reconciling in a meaningful denouement; it gets so needlessly complex that the writers have to literally throw an apocalyptic meteor at the planet to end the story in a concrete (yet only somewhat satisfactory) way.

But don't get me wrong, that's why this movie is great.