Review of Annabelle (2014) by Ryan M — 01 Nov 2014

This entire movie was a piece of crap. Then, you get to the ending and you just want to go back to the ticketing counter and ask for your money and the last two hours of your life back. I am perfectly serious, It was that bad!!! And the ending is so stupid, so very, very, very dumb there are no words for the stupid of this ending.

The real life story of Annabelle with the Warrens in it (btw they AREN'T IN THIS MOVIE AT ALL!) is much better than this piece of crap. Who wrote this, anyway--a bunch of monkey's sitting at keyboards all day long? No...wait...that's unfair to the primates who could have actually come up with a better story line than this. I'm a real fan of all horror and this was just pure crap. Don't waste your money or your time on this! Go out and have a nice steak dinner and talk to your date instead. Or Vegan dinner...whatever you're into, but don't waste your life or money on this! WARN YOUR FRIENDS...THIS MOVIE STINKS!