Review of Angels & Demons (2009) by Joshybean — 29 May 2023

Angels & Demons is a fake film, now you may be asking what I mean by this. This film is essentially 2 hours of exposition while the characters act like things are happening. But what’s actually happening is an absolute mess on screen with a bunch of characters that are so bland you could eat them after vomiting from how disgustingly bad this movie is.

Okay that is taking it a bit too far because it can be entertaining to watch some of this movies many action sequences but overall its just boring. If you havent seen this let me give you an example of a scene in this film.

*Characters run into a room and one asks "that statue what is it?" and then tom hanks goes "oh that statue was made by john paul george in 1897 while running from some guys that he thought were trying to kill him but were actually trying to recruit him to the illuminati because he was a mathematical genius that was working on a revolutionary theory that would prove that god exists but then suddenly he spontaneously combusted and created this entire cathedral in the time it took him to explode".

Repeat the pattern scene after scene. If you wanted to watch an adventure quest movie this would be one of the last I recommend. Slow, tedious, predictable, bad acting, bad writing and dialogue, the plot is just **** happening and the viewer watches and goes “mhm mhm mhm sure tom go off king”.