Review of Andre (1994) by Ryan M — 04 Jan 2008

Andre is a terrible, terrible movie. Whoever decided having a trained seal was enough for a cinematic experience was an idiot. To make it better, one would need an engaging plot, decent acting, believable writing, and good music, none of which were used in this movie.

I don't blame the actors, they were just following direction. Nevertheless, if you can possibly help it, use your ninety-four minutes to do anything other than watch this movie. The only interesting part was the footage of the real Andre shown during the credits.