Review of Anaconda (1997) by Adam K — 22 Nov 2012

My cock would've made a more convincing snake effect.

This review of Anaconda (1997) was written by Adam K on 22 Nov 2012.

Anaconda has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Patrick W (630) on 19 Jun 2016

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Felt like it tried to be Jaws with a giant man-eating snake instead of a Giant man-eating shark except it lacks the tension or at the very…

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I wanted to like this because come on a movie about a giant killer snake, but I just didnt have any fun…

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By Gage W (7) on 24 Oct 2015

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