Review of American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009) by Philip A — 25 Jan 2010

There are seven American Pie movies, and every one of them has Eugene Levy in them. This movie is a little bit more true to the original in that it returns to, "The Bible," a student written sex manual that appears in the first movie. Like all American Pie movies, this one is all about teenagers trying to get laid, without having a very good perception of what that involves.

This movie's low points: the main character tries to have sex with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when his dog comes up and tries to eat it, while his kid brother films it on his cell phone.

Another scene takes him to a French Canadian whore house, where a geriatric whore passes away while performing oral on him, and he can't get her off.

Like all direct-to-DVD teen sex comedy movie sequels, this one is all about tits. Every pair of tits in this movie looks as fake as humanly possible. It's kind of sad, really. I mean these girls are still young and they have to go through the rest of their lives looking like they're dollar store Barbie Dolls that have been left out in the sun. Oh well.