Review of American Horror House (2012) by Mike T — 28 May 2015

Pitiful mixture of ghost story and slasher at a sorority populated by random grisly visions and gross effects, when the only thing scary about this production is the wretched writing. One star because I liked the rapport between the Karate Kid frat boy and sister pledge Alessandra Torresani.

I don't know how they roped someone with marketable talent like she showed in Caprica into such a cesspool, but her scene with the other pledges in their underwear under bright sunlight reveals who is the whitest girl in America with a SAG card.