Review of Alpha Dog (2006) by Weld1 — 10 Nov 2015
Disney boy Timberlake as a tatted up thug swearing on a flip-phone about a drug deal while drinking whiskey from a bottle. L to the O to the L! The one good thing about this movie? Viewing with others can be a hoot for once you realize how bad it is (which is nearly immediately), the fact that it's supposed to be serious or dramatic morphs it into a comedy for nearly every scene is hilarious due to: 1.
Horrendous and abundant over-acting. 2. Ignorant plot. 3. Moronic dialogue. 4. Putrid direction. 5. Much more. Beware: don't play the drink every time you hear the F word game with your friends on this one as you'll all die from alcohol poisoning.
Every single person involved with this movie should be ashamed of themselves for being a part of this ridiculous garbage.
This review of Alpha Dog (2006) was written by Weld1 on 10 Nov 2015.
Alpha Dog has generally received positive reviews.
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