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By Jennie Punter (195) for The Globe and Mail (Toronto) (4,018) on 20 Oct 2016

Just as the book is usually better than the film, one suspects the video game is probably more entertaining and coherent than the movie…

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By Moonman1994 (102) on 31 Jul 2016

The worst thing about this movie was not the directing that at its best was derivative. It wasn't the bad to mediocre acting…

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By Ntc R (303) on 13 Jun 2016

A godawful, incomprehensible schlock that can't make itself understood even with that endless, gigantic text crawl that opens it, and I don't…

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By Nathan C (892) on 13 Jun 2016

A godawful, incomprehensible schlock that can't make itself understood even with that endless, gigantic text crawl that opens it, and I don't…

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By Carlos M (2,069) on 13 Jun 2016

A godawful, incomprehensible schlock that can't make itself understood even with that endless, gigantic text crawl that opens it, and I don't…

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By Ryan L (1,187) on 22 Apr 2016

This movie sucks ass from a monkey! Uwe Boll is the worst director ever! This movie has no originality! It's bland, boring, and unenjoyable…

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By Epicladysponge (1,102) on 17 Apr 2016

Movies like Alone in the Dark should've been fun, horrifying, and energetic like the video game, not stupid, pleasing, and dead like they literally…

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By Andrew J (1,127) on 21 Mar 2016

I write this to make the person who made this movie feel better…

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By Choomtabi31 (197) on 25 Feb 2016

I liked it , it didn't think it was so bad at all , because of the reviews I was expecting it to be awful but it was OK, lets put it this way…

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By Jack Mathews (1,044) for New York Daily News (5,623) on 20 Feb 2016

No better than whatever you might pick up while wearing a blindfold at Blockbuster, even if you happen to reach into a trash can…

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By James G (717) on 19 Feb 2016

This movie was so bad, it wasn't even good. It had the potential to be decent, but it fell flat on so many levels…

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By Jacob W (617) on 17 Nov 2015

Bearing absolutely no semblance to the games it's based on, along with being ineptly directed, written, acted and staged…

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By Joetaeb D (716) on 17 Nov 2015

Bearing absolutely no semblance to the games it's based on, along with being ineptly directed, written, acted and staged…

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By Keith Phipps (1,177) for The A.V. Club (5,644) on 09 Oct 2015

A fairly faithful adaptation of what a game is like, but without the pleasure of getting to play or the much-needed option of pressing the off button…

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By Cameronhisey (3) on 30 Sep 2015

This movie is so bad that it's good. There are parts of this movie that made me just laugh my ass off…

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By Chris Kaltenbach (562) for Baltimore Sun (1,823) on 13 Jul 2015

Alone in the Dark will be the worst movie of 2005. The idea that anything could be worse is the only genuine scare the movie has to offer…

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By Benjamin Strong (21) for Village Voice (8,525) on 08 Jun 2015

An embarrassingly unscary monster mash, is desperate to frighten its laughing audience any way it can…

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By Gimly M (816) on 01 May 2015

Both of these two stars I'm giving this film go mostly to the backstory, which in the opening of the film sounded intriguing…

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By Jason B (1,741) on 18 Apr 2015

I've been curious to see if this movie deserves its status as one of the worst movies of all time. Well now I can say, yes it absolutely does…

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By Cinema J (5) on 08 Jan 2015

Horrible on every level of making a film. Uwe Boll wrecks another great game into a poor adaptation with no hint of the source material…

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