Obvious dry humping to inappropriate music doesn't cut it in a horror flick - at least give us some skin.
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This review of Alone in the Dark (2005) was written by Joshua Tyler and published by CinemaBlend.com on 27 Jan 2005.
Alone in the Dark has generally received very negative reviews.
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