Review of Alone in the Dark (2005) by Gnarles — 20 Jan 2006
Absolutely jaw-droppingly awful. This movie is about as much fun as getting hit with a rock in the dark while you're drunk. If you like this movie, you should not be allowed to vote or drive cars because you are a danger to society, and I pray that you die trapped underneath a massive ice floe alongside Uwe Boll (AKA, "The Master Of Error").
This review of Alone in the Dark (2005) was written by Gnarles on 20 Jan 2006.
Alone in the Dark has generally received very negative reviews.
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