Review of Aloha (2015) by Michael B — 10 Sep 2015

A big waste of time, talent, and $4.99 on demand.

This review of Aloha (2015) was written by Michael B on 10 Sep 2015.

Aloha has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Michelle C (871) on 25 Aug 2016

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