Review of Aloha (2015) by Uncle R — 10 Jun 2015

I like Aloha. It's had mostly terrible reviews, but I found it engaging and entertaining. In the interest of full disclosure, I would probably pay more than $10.50 to watch Emma Stone be a girl for and hour and a half.

Still, it was not near as bad a movie as the notices would lead you to expect. The sciency part sucked planet-sized raisins---just goofy beyond belief from the perspective of anyone who has any idea how anything actually works.

But that's space-normal (as they say) for Hollywood. Go see "Aloha" if you want to be entertained and say hello to Emma for me.