Review of Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (2007) by Legoharry — 29 Nov 2020

I was drunk with my friends and we watched this film. Terrible film by all accounts, but here's an idea: watch it drunk and turn off your brain. Why? Here's my reasoning.

This film has no special meaning. There's no plot. If you expected either of those from this film, then you watched the film wrong. It's just a big, dumb, slasher action film and it knows it. You'll probably laugh at parts, cheer when the girl crush gets a predator blade in the chest, or be totally smashed by the drinking game we came up with.

1) Sip every time the predator kills an Alien. 2) Sip every time the Aliens kill a human (on or off scene). 3) Take a shot during the cringy human "emotional connection" scenes. 4) Chug during the Aliens battle with the National Guard. 5) If you suspect a character will do a dumb thing and/or be killed, you must announce it then promptly take a shot. 6) Pour a little out of your cup into a separate cup for when the bullies die, then pass the cup around until it's empty. No chugging. CAUTION: Mixing various boozes into one cup isn't a good idea. Not my fault if you pass out.