Review of Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (2007) by Michaelr. — 29 Jan 2008
This is a putrid pile of festering remains of an animal that should never have been born. It smells so bad you could send it to the west bank and everyone would evacuate. It is an insult to the first two films in the way that George Bush is an insult to George Washington.
The effects are something my kid sister would create if left alone with MS Paint for half an hour. The acting is horrible in a way that would make Brecht want to re-erect the third wall for fear of the cast's safety.
I don't know enough foul words to describe this rancid mess. I would rather iron out the wrinkles in my foreskin with an industrial suit press than watch this movie again. If you have a couple hours to spare and nothing but this movie to watch - kill yourself.
Seriously.
This review of Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (2007) was written by Michaelr. on 29 Jan 2008.
Aliens vs Predator: Requiem has generally received mixed reviews.
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