Review of Alien: Covenant (2017) by Charlie 7 — 02 Nov 2017

Utterly predictable, mediocre gore progression. The "twists" would've been more surprising if they hadn't happened. Sometimes you have to have a better-than-worst-thing happen so that the audience is in suspense as to whether future events will end up being the worst possible thing.

Also the characters were undeveloped, behaved stupidly and were otherwise written as D-quality horror characters. Impossible to gauge the acting with a script that bad. I assume the rating above 0 is due to $$$ effects.