Review of Alien: Covenant (2017) by Leroy P — 21 May 2017
Remember how bad Alien 3 was? Well, after this you'll gladly watch A3 clumsy AIDS allegory. This movie suffers from an incredibly bad script and even worse directing. You will actually cheer for these cheap xenomorph knock-offs to chest-burst, back-burst or in any conceivable way end or suffering caused by having to watch an extremely unsympathetic crew (also apparently the world's worse trained crew) stumble through unprovoked panic and the inability to carry out the simplest of tasks.
The film is further lost in an unsuccessful attempt to channel Bladerunner made even more ridiculous by a heroine with IQ of a space rock.
This review of Alien: Covenant (2017) was written by Leroy P on 21 May 2017.
Alien: Covenant has generally received positive reviews.
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