Review of Alien Avengers (1996) by Austin N — 27 May 2012

You know, ive been thinking about how much I like these shitty movies, and I do. theyre complete shit, but theyre awesome. I love bad movies. theyre the most entertaining. I hate "good" movies.

in other words, movies that get great reviews and have a-listers, for the most part. most of the a-list movies are overrated. titanic is the best example. "the greatest movie of all time?" why? it sucked.

pearl harbor sucked, everything tom cruise was in after days of thunder was shit. yes this movie was terrible, but it wasnt trying to be great, it was trying to be entertaining, and it accomplished that.

I guess the recipe is mindless violence, boobs, and any form of humor. the part where the mom cuts some guys throat and then place kicks his head off his body, takes a picture, and remarks, "nice head shot," is classic.

oh, and the hot blonde. I guess its a pretty fun movie. george wendt and a delightfully annoying nobody bait criminals into conveniently delinquent situations and murder the everliving shit out of them to teach them a lesson.

the cop in this one reminds me of the character in the cheech and chong movies, except he doesnt turn into a lizard. gw is pretty funny. a funny because its so awful movie.