Review of Alien Abduction (2014) by Andrewcles — 12 Apr 2014

Another first-person film with more shots of people's fingers or darkness than anything else. On top of being able to see nothing, we get to hear dull mumbles and linear dialogue for most the film. The aliens seem to be systematically picking the group off, but it's not intentional, they're just too stupid to find them in even the most obvious hiding spots.

Apparently hiding behind car doors, or in a basement cellar is extremely effective in thwarting super-intelligent beings.