Review of Alexander (2004) by Timm S — 08 Mar 2014

I've seen better documentaries on the History channel than this excruciatingly boring and poorly acted piece of crap.

This review of Alexander (2004) was written by Timm S on 08 Mar 2014.

Alexander has generally received mixed reviews.

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