Review of Age of Ice (2014) by Dan P — 13 Feb 2015
It's an Asylum film. That is the first thing you need to know. It's pretty... no it's very bad. it's dull it's stupid. there are extra characters there who are just to be killed off later. It's mostly the group walking around in a blizzard. in the middle of Egypt. The grown ups are about as dumb as the story.
All we know is some earth quake happened. opening up lava and boiling sea water that creates a massive low pressure that causes it to start snowing and if they don't get to the evacuation point by sundown they will freeze to death. Thats the whole story right there, there's no plot twist no end of the world no magic missile that can save us all, just get to the evac point before dark.
Bad acting, bad writing, bad special effects, it's just a very long boring trek of a movie. Though the boy was by far my favorite part. He swore just as much as any adult and didn't hold back his opinion on the new guy added to the group when they got picked up.
Best line: Mom: How are we going to get the camels down there? Other person: Well we could cup them open and use them as warmth like they did in the empire strikes back.
Since when did asylum films reference star wars?
This review of Age of Ice (2014) was written by Dan P on 13 Feb 2015.
Age of Ice has generally received negative reviews.
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