Review of Adventureland (2009) by Metzler — 02 Jan 2012

This movie was so boring I watched it over the course of three nights and fell asleep on two of the three. When a director wants to inflict boredom to the point of pain on his audience, he calls Jesse Eisenberg.

I'm quite sure I actually fell asleep twice due to the fact that my brain needed MORE stimulation. Eisenberg isn't good looking, isn't a good actor, isn't interesting so once again it evidently seems to come down to the perks of being jewish in Hollywood.

If you choose to watch this movie my best advice is to brew a couple of liters of coffee for each person watching the movie.