Review of Adrenaline Drive (1999) by Bastet 0 — 25 May 2008

More like Melatonin Drive.

The description of this move is more action packed than the movie itself. I reached the point where there was a 1/2 hour left and turned it off- those last 30 minutes could be the best it has to offer but there is no point sitting through 90 of stereotypical teenage love hell to get to it.

Maybe I'm mistaken, but I was under the impression that parodies were supposed to be FUNNY.

Rather than having action or an interesting romantic storyline, we get two random people and a bag of yakuza money thrown together for the sake of the story, who happen to fall in love and still bicker at each other, and a wounded yakuza with a group of teenage putzes at his disposal trying to hunt down the couple. And even that hunt lasted all of 5 minutes before they gave up and went on a bonfire camping trip.

Save your time and do not get suckered in by the plot description or title: this movie is neither funny or entertaining.