Review of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) by Anshiman — 14 Aug 2012

Textbook example of a mindless blockbuster which fails to excite, breathe ANY new life in terms of its formulaic plot and avoid clichés.

This review of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) was written by Anshiman on 14 Aug 2012.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Denise T (55) on 30 Dec 2016

I LOOOOVED this movie! I went in expecting it to be great and it did't disappoint. Int he film, Lincoln and Mary's chemistry seemed genuine…

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If you ever wanted to see a vampire throw a horse at a would-be President, or see a man chop down a tree with one blow, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire…

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By Brandon W (1,786) on 06 Dec 2016

This is actually the first vampire film that I've watched from beginning to end, and I remember that I said it was decent, but not the best…

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By Danny G (484) on 26 Mar 2016

Script: C Lead Ensemble: B Supporting Ensemble: B Cinematography: B Practical Effects: A Digital Effects: A Sound: A Score: C Overall: C+…

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By Joshua E. J (1) on 26 May 2016

Very interesting movie, something you dont see everyday, should be rated better…

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