Review of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) by Adam Malik M — 16 Apr 2014

Cheesyness level: quad-cheese pizza with stuffed cheese crust. The story will make you cringe, in more than one way. Jump-scares aplenty, but what will really have the hair on the back of your neck is the story(or rather, the lack of it).

Some memorable scenes are there, like the horse stampede duel, but most of it can be discarded. A movie to enjoy with your drinking buddies, because the only way you'd think this movie is good is that you are under the influence.