Review of Abduction (2011) by Matt G — 05 Sep 2017
Are these two high schoolers seriously about to have sex on this runaway train while gun-wielding murderers are after them?! Teenage hormones, I guess... This is one of the most unintentionally flippant and casual espionage thrillers ever.
Who tricked theaters into showing this straight-to-DVD throwaway? Laughably serious, with an ungodly amount of zoom-ins on people's brooding faces, that shirtless werewolf actually found something as overwhelmingly stupid as Twilight to star in.
This review of Abduction (2011) was written by Matt G on 05 Sep 2017.
Abduction has generally received mixed reviews.
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