Review of A Very Brady Sequel (1996) by Lisa Michelle A — 01 Jan 2010

This is my favorite of the Brady Bunch movies!!! I love it as it's so funny and just the best!!! Once they end up in Hawaiii it just gets better and better, and it was interesting seeing Greg and Marcia falling for each other.

The best lines (in no particular order):

Carol: "I wish I could be gay again.".

[stepping out of the refrigerator].

Alice: "How about that! The light really does go off when you close the door!".

Cindy: "You can't take my mommy!".

Marcia: "Cindy's right! Take Jan!".

Marcia: "He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most.".

Roy: "Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous!".

Marcia: "I know.".

Roy: "And Jan. My dear Jan... Isn't Marcia gorgeous?".

Carol: "Careful, Mike. he's got a gun.".

Roy: "I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady Butt.".

Cindy: "He said the "B" word.".

Roy: "I'm tripping with the Bradys!".

Mike: "A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.".

Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] "One, two, three, four...".

[noticing Greg undressing through the curtain].

Marcia: "...four, four, four...".

Greg Brady: "Marcia?".

Marcia: [seductively] "Yes, Greg?".

[normal voice].

Marcia: "I mean, what?".

Greg Brady: "If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean...".

Marcia: ..."we're not brother and sister?" (both pull the curtain back at the same time to stare at each other).

My Actor/Actress review:

Christopher Daniel Barnes - I love him! I love Greg!

Christine Taylor - she's so funny as Marcia.

Jennifer Elise Cox - loved her as Jan, she's hilarious!!!

Olivia Hack - so adorable as little Cindy with her little lisp.

Paul Sutera - great as Peter.

Jesse Lee Soffer - funny as little Bobby.

Shelley Long - ya gotta love Carol!!!

Gary Cole - hilarious as Mike.

Henriette Mendel - loved her as Alice, especially when she spent the night in the fridge!!!