Review of A Night to Dismember (1983) by Lisa S — 16 Oct 2010

It's true, this is one of the worst horror movies ever made! Maybe THE worst? I wouldn't recommend watching this movie, but if you do, beware that it's mostly narrated. Who's ever heard of a narrated horror movie? It was so bad that sometimes I found it funny.

The actors don't get to say much, the narrator says their lines most of the time. Not only was that bad, but also the special effects looked like a high schooler was in charge of them, they were incredibly fake, as was the make-up.

Anyway, they were laughable, as were the acting, music, and story. The story is really crazy and confusing at times, and is narrated by a reporter who "narrowly" escapes the killer, (although it looks as though he should have died).

Also, there were many repetitive, boring scenes. If that's not enough to convince you that this is the worst horror movie, go ahead and see it yourself, you were warned!