Review of A Ghost Story (2017) by Todd C — 27 Jul 2017

Now this, this is an originally stupid movie from the very start. The ghost with a sheet with two eyes cut out was so masterfully thought out and windswept my mind into actually falling off the wagon I've been on for seven years. After seeing this waste of 20 minutes, let alone an excruciating 2 hours of my life, I felt like heading straight to a bar and lining up 10 shots and downing them right in succession and then hitting the road to see where life would lead me. Because I can good well and goddam guarantee one thing, my story I just came up with in the last 30 or so seconds would be more entertainment than this movie. Wait for the DVD and then get pissed because you wasted a buck fifty rather than the whole $40 movie night thing with your bestie.

This movie is one load of the worst explosion baby diaper you can ever remember changing. Ah, remember that one! This movie was worse.

So what are all the "critics" raving about? They're pretentious, high-minded, self licking ice cream cones hoping to reach the next level....They are not writing for your sake, nor do they really care if you will like the "film." Film my ass, this movie sucked...Big time!