Review of A Cure for Wellness (2017) by Dustin J — 22 Feb 2017

So I wasted a date night, on a Tuesday, on this movie. The commercials made it look like it would be a scary, mind-tease. Instead I felt like someone who sat through the most mind-dulling two hours. I not only wasted $8.50 per ticket on this, but a short amount of time out of my life, and away from my kids.

The story line was all over the place. You never really got the point. Did the guy go mad? Did the guy with no face figure out how to live forever? How did they stick that huge ass tube down the one guys throat and have the flesh eating eels go through his system and him still survive. Was the girl really like 100 years old. Did we need to see her father finger her? Were his bosses in on this? How did we see someone that was dead living and vice versa? Why were all the nurses and orderlies so odd, were they dead, or undead? There is just too much that needed explaining. This movie is a waste of time. Please, save your time and money for something better. I heard Split was good!