Review of A Complete History of My Sexual Failures (2008) by Ws W — 17 Mar 2012

Looks like a partly fake (aka mocumentary) instead. Sorta provocative, wicked & emotional still.

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'Why... why do girls keep dumping me?'.

(Computerised woman's voice) "You are unreliable, emotionally backward and a fucking liar. I think you need professional help.".

"You thought for quite a while there that you were Jesus. You know? You actually believed it. That's kinda delusional.".

"You look such a scruffy twat... contacting your girlfriends clearly isn't working... Maybe you're gay. Maybe you need to meet a man.".

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"If ten out of ten is rock hard. What are you at the moment?".

'At the moment, I'm zero.'.

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'I'm not making a film about my penis.'.

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'Do you have a boyfriend? Really? How long?'.

"A year and three months.".

'No, I meant how long is his penis?'.

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'I felt my project was a failure, the only thing I'd learnt was that I'd messed up the one relationship that really mattered to me.'.