Review of A Christmas Story Christmas (2022) by Rustyspoon — 05 Dec 2022

This movie is fantastic and a true sequel to the original. thats what I wouuld say if I was a liar. I reality this film gave me ass cancer.

Things I would rather do than watch this movie: run barefoot through a lego covered floor. shoot mythis movie is fantastic and a true sequel to the original. thats what I wouuld say if I was a liar. I reality this film gave me ass cancer.

Things I would rather do than watch this movie:

Run barefoot through a lego covered floor.

Shoot my own eye out with a red ryder bb gun.

Get a rough handjob from a chimpanzee.

Enjoy a nice homecooked meal with jeffrey dahmer.

Trust a fart after taco bell.

Spend the afernoon with james corden and amy schumer.

In closing this film is further proof that hollywood is runny out of ideas.