Review of 88 Minutes (2007) by Tawd B — 07 Jun 2009

Look here's the deal, there is just no way for me to be able to accurately review this movie without a spoiler. But don't worry, because if you haven't figured out who's giving Pacino the business by the end of the first act, you still won't figure it even if I tell you. Having said that...

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Leelee Sobieski is the heavy. No horseshit. Forget the fact that it doesn't make any sense that she is, forget the fact that her motivation is so unbelievable that suddenly creationism and intelligent design seem plausible, and forget the fact that it looks like she is walking around wearing Helen Hunts skin stapled to a giant skeleton, it's Leelee fraken Sobieski. What, they couldn't get a piece of cardboard to come in that week? Everything else that is wrong with the movie pales in comparison and is no loner worth mentioning.