Review of 666: The Beast (2007) by Tracey C — 24 Apr 2011

Just cheap horror...Not bloody.Even when she has her new born baby:).

"Porta-confessions! No waiting!".

Father Caine brings the theological silly with him. He knows intuitively that Kate, like her twin sister, has a small cross-shaped birthmark on her neck, and that she is therefore Chosen. Chosen for what, you ask? How about this: Chosen to be the mother of Jesus Christ as he's born again as a baby. That's right, the predestined mother of God and the Antichrist just happen to be husband and wife! How do you like them odds?

While Kate is trying to alternately ignore or deal with what Father Cain tells her (she really doesn't do much before the final reel except to shudder and to hallucinate about demonic homeless people), Donald slides down the slope from corporate nebbish to absolute eeeevil so fast you'd swear the DVD skipped a chapter. Chammadai is in a crunch because he can't find the essential contract paperwork from a deal the company set up in Israel (ding ding ding!) five years ago, so Donald takes it upon himself to fake the paperwork. Then he sleeps with his assistant in celebration, and it's not like he had to be talked into it; although she's been making herself passively available with streetwalker makeup and tight skirts, it's definitely his idea to start stroking her leg after a couple of glasses of the bubbly. And when office creep Tom (Stephen Blackehart) wants to blackmail Donald with evidence of his tryst, Donald first chokes him and then tosses him down the stairs, breaking his neck.

WATCH IT AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS.