Review of 500 MPH Storm (2013) by Gaspar O — 04 Apr 2013
Either Casper Van Dien is the worst actor in the history of acting, or this film was edited by the worst editor in the history of film. I'm inclined to believe it's a combination of both to one degree or another, because impossibly, some of the acting was even worse, and some was exponentially better.
This is one of our very favorite genres, and my wife and I both thought it was a pile of crap. Utterly awful special effects, dialogue that reminded me of a youth church play and OMG it was so bad I can't bear to think about it further.
Asylum is known for the love 'em or hate 'em type of terrible films, and I usually love 'em, but this makes even Asylum look bad. Why two stars then? Because it's a 500 MPH storm, man.
Holy shit!
This review of 500 MPH Storm (2013) was written by Gaspar O on 04 Apr 2013.
500 MPH Storm has generally received negative reviews.
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