Review of 300 (2007) by Panikscam — 03 Apr 2007
This video game was a little too expensive to watch a bunch of people with white teeth and six packs turning toward the camera to yell "Sparta!" or "Freedom!" and tear through their opposition with some of the laziest choreographed violence this side of Jackass. Maybe if I cared if they won I'd be more impressed by the delightful arterial sprays decorating the screen as if the Spartans were just slicing through sides of beef.
Just once couldn't someone yell: "Sparta! _u_k Yeah!" ?
No, this is a serious piece of dramatic cinema. It's in the teeth. Every decade needs a Rambo I guess.
This review of 300 (2007) was written by Panikscam on 03 Apr 2007.
300 has generally received positive reviews.
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