Review of 300 (2007) by Matt — 09 Aug 2007

Ok, the formula should've been awesome.

Matrix style+Gladiator story and action,.

But what did it =?

The worst cliches of both movies. what was the deal with the guy from the wire ass humping the queen? I was really put off byok, the formula should've been awesome.

Matrix style+Gladiator story and action,.

But what did it =?

The worst cliches of both movies. what was the deal with the guy from the wire ass humping the queen? I was really put off by that. then I was expecting for some serious action. instead I got matrix slo-mo and speed ups but nothing really sank in. the only times I thought it was cool was when there were a ton vs the 300. and those moments were short lived and never realized in their supposed "glory". not to mention a lot of dude roaring like they're being assfucked, and one pussy crying about his son getting decapitated. wasn't that guy supposed to go apeshit and slaughter like 1,000 guys? no, he fuckin died. just like the king who bowed down before that persian fuck, and then you know. got killed. oh yeah. the persian guy realized he wasnt "God" because he could bleed. great. all I saw in this movie was the 300 winning a bunch of battles, but losing the war. for the ending? I could care less if that cyclops pixie dude from the lord of the rings dies. this movie had nothing to go for it except for a few moments of leading the viewers on to thinking it was gonna break out into a bloodbath and then you know... nothing. just like the movie as a whole. ill be sure to steer clear of a sequel. I mean, they're making a Sin City 2, (which sucked for similar reasons), im sure they'll bank in on the testosterone of a bunch of adolescent guys that dont realize that nothing actually happened in the movie.