Review of 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) by James G — 12 Dec 2007

Without a doubt one of the worst films ever made. Hulk Hogan was a joke as was the walking botched plastic surgery chick that was the lamest bad guy ever. And the kids were some of the girliest actors I've ever seen. Sure the first 3 Ninjas movies were dumb but at least there was camp to it. This was just...stupid.

But there was something totally awesome about seeing Jim Varney as a corny bad guy with the athletics of a Yimou character.