Review of 2012 (2009) by Asthobaskoro — 02 Apr 2011

**** ****!1 ****!!!!!!!!!!!11 This movie well not scare the hell of me. Y'know this movie contains absurdities and cheesiness, multi-layerred cheesines.

This review of 2012 (2009) was written by Asthobaskoro on 02 Apr 2011.

2012 has generally received mixed reviews.

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